Tristan Spohn
Bio
They call me baby River Phoenix. I count down the number of days until my 80th birthday and have been trying to embrace vulnerability. We learn more from the not-so-glamorous moments, so sharing those feel more meaningful.
Stories (5/0)
Why Do Cars Become Like Humans?
This is going to feel weird writing and I want to clarify I have no interest in pursuing romantic relationships with automobiles. Over the last few weeks since my car wrecked and I was placed in a rental, I've started to slowly realize and understand the weirdly human attachment people can sometimes feel towards their personal chunks of metal.
By Tristan Spohn4 years ago in Wheel
- Top Story - October 2018
The Cutest Animals You've Never Heard OfTop Story - October 2018
I think we should start off by saying I'm a completely terrible person. Here I am praising the Photo Ark and my cover photo isn't even from the Photo Ark. I should be permanently cut-off from society in a large metal box with just enough food to survive but not near enough to be happy.
By Tristan Spohn5 years ago in Petlife
High School Relationships are Like Stockholm Syndrome
This all branched from an audition tape about a character looking to straight up move in with his girlfriend after high school. An extreme case of course, but it got me thinking about love, and more specifically high school love, and I thought hmmm... how can I be a heartless nincompoop today?
By Tristan Spohn6 years ago in Humans
